Wen mi did a grow up, mi did inna di 2nd grade a high school, mi was di shy type mongst mi fren dem, fi be honest, mi did have a crush pan a guy weh mi did embarrassed fi seh, inna mi bedroom mi often imagine dat Mi coulda mek love wid him an have sex wid him an inna di end mi jus masturbate an rub mi own milk. At first, mi jus enjoy rubbing mi clitoris while mi did a look pon it thru di mirror weh mi put in such a way dat mi coulda see mi vagina thru di glass. Maybe because mi often masturbate by rubbing di outside a mi vagina an clitoris, ova time mi neva satisfied if mi jus touch di clitoris, mi hands staat explore di area unda di clitoris, feeling mi tiny reddish vaginal lips an it turn out it did feel more delicious even though it did very ticklish.
Somtaim mi open di lips wid mi left han an put di finga a mi rait han slowly inna di hole, at first it feel painful but ova time it really feel good, mi roll mi finga roun inna di hole while occasionally mi put it inna deep trying fi reach it. deh deh a bulge at di end a di vaginal opening an it feel exorbitant, mi feel like mi waan insert dis finger an move it in an out quickly, mi did tink bout how it woulda feel if weh did deh inside. was a penis move in an out. Cyan imagine how it feel. Bot mi neva dier fi av seks wid no man, mi fried fi get pregnant an mi no av no bwaifren tu.
Bikaaz a di pleasure, almost every day mi masturbate, sometimes mi tink, mi hypersexual, but mek it be, di important ting is pleasure. Bikaaz mi often masturbate, sometimes wen mi deh inna di room mi deliberately no wear panties an jus wear a t-shirt an skirt or jus wear a negligee so dat mi can feel free fi touch mi vagina. Wen mi did deh alone inna mi room, mi often look pon mi vagina chruu di mirror wile mi did a clean it a fluids or a tidy up mi pubic hair weh did a staat get long, mi even set aside special time fi tek care a mi vagina.
One time mi wake up early inna di morning feeling very lustful, mi lust did really high inna di days before mi period come or a few days afta mi period, even though before mi goh to bed mi did masturbate, dat deh morning mi did confused bout weda fi satisfy miself alone or have sex cause dat deh night mi did a dream bout have sex wid somebody. Den mi lef di room fi go a di bathroom fi pee fos, wen mi pass by di dining room mi si banaana pan di tiebl weh lef ova fram laas nait. Widout tinkin, mi tek wan banaana an tek it inna di ruum. Mi lidong pan di bed siem taim an staat ak. Mi touch mi breast dem, inna a moment mi vagina did very wet, an mi tek off di negligee weh mi did a wear so mi did immediately completely naked cause mi did only a wear a negligee. Da taim de mi kudn tel yu ou it did fiil laik se mi lov did riili ai. Mi finga dem wildly penetrate all parts a mi milk, mi even squeeze mi clitoris until di pleasure was extraordinary. If usually mi only put one finga inna mi vagina, now mi put two finga at di same time an it feel so good dat mi whole body a shake wid pleasure.
Den mi tek di banaana weh mi did tek fram di dina tiebl. Mi peel it an den put it inna mi vagina wile mi a imagine seh a did a penis, wen it staat go in it did very delicious den afta half a it go in an lef it deh fi a while a enjoy how it did feel. Den mi move di banana in an out slowly, it did feel very delicious an mi keep moving di banana in an out wid mi right han while mi left han a rub mi clitoris weh did a protrude red. Wile mi did a continue fi move di banana, mi did tink, why mi neva use dis object before if it did feel so good like dis, a few moments later mi did feel like mi did waan pee an di extraordinary pleasure was a sign seh mi did bout fi orgasm an mi move di object deeply,
Oh mi goodness, it did delicious an mi did have an orgasm wid a banana weh did a third a di way inna mi vagina mi did really enjoy dis orgasm an mi mek di banana deh deh an mi han dem slowly grope mi two breasts dem weh dem neva touch. wen mi masturbate cause mi did more interested inna mi vagina, mi rub mi nipples slowly wile mi did a enjoy dis incomparable pleasure. Wen mi did satisfied mi pull di banana slowly but di banana did brok inna half an di ada half did still inna mi vagina, half panic mi try fi get di ada half a di banana out wid mi han but it neva work but instead di banaana go diip iin de.
Mi did very confused bout weh fi do, even though today mi also have a school exam, mi go straight inna di bathroom an wid a water hose mi try fi spray mi vagina wid water so dat di banana woulda come out, but it neva come out, but it neva come out. t work, instead di lips a mi vagina shrink cause a di cold, mi did waan tell Mama seh mi did embarrassed to death. Finally mi decide fi go a di hospital afta di exam an mi rush to school. Afta mi don get dress an grooming, mi try fi walk but oh my gosh mi feel someting did stick inna mi vagina, so di way mi walk did funny, mi couldn’t walk wid normal steps cause a banana did deh inna mi vagina. Wen mi reach school mi did fraid seh mi fren dem woulda find out seh someting did wrong inna mi vagina, mi slowly walk at a strange pace. Wen mi reach inna di front a di class, nuff fren dem did a watch mi steps, some even ask why Rien did a walk like a robot? Mi jus keep quiet wile mi a smile wryly. “Yuh foot dem scratch?”
Luckily him guess fos an mi jus seh yes. Even wen mi did a sidong, mi did confused cause wen mi did a sidong, dis damn banana did really feel like it did a prop mi up an mi did a worry bout weh if dis banana did come out an fall while mi did a walk embarrassedly, right? Finally mi tek di exam wid no concentration an immediately waan go home. Wen mi go home cause it did really uncomfortable fi walk, mi tek a pedicab mi did hesitant bout going to di hospital How mi woulda tell di doctor or nurse? wat a shame! Finally mi decide fi jus go home. Wen mi riich a yaad mi tek aaf aal a mi kluoz dem, mi chrai agen fi tek out di banaana bot it ton out fi bi uova aad Inna di en, kaa mi did taiyad, mi jrap asliip niekid an wid mi fut dem spred apart kaa dat a di. most enjoyable position.
Inna di aftanoon, mi wake up an try again fi get it out afta a late lunch. Mi stan up inna a half-crouch so dat mi vagina did wide open an di finga dem a mi right han did a try get it out while mi left han did a hold on to di bed so it wouldn’t fall. But dis effort was in vain cause mi fingers couldn’t hardly reach it, finally, half inna despair, mi use a chicken noodle chopstick fi try get it out. Inna di same position, mi slowly insert di chopsticks an wen mi feel it reach di banana, mi slowly push di banana cause it did feel a bit painful. Slowly mi feel seh di banana did a go come out, den mi use mi left han fi open mi vaginal lips so dat di banana coulda come out easily.
An finally…, call…, di banana come out an fall between mi legs, it was such a relief. Wen mi si di banana weh did fall, mi did a bit amused an di shape a di object did deh all ova di place an di smell did mix wid di smell a mi vagina, fi half a day it did deh inna mi vagina an it mek mi confused to death. Den mi fling we di banaana an go a di bathroom fi kliin mi milk fram di banaana we did lef. Finally mi give up pan using bananas fi masturbation an den mi plan fi buy a dildo (artificial penis) fi masturbation. An mi suggest to mi female fren dem seh if yuh waan have sex an waan insert an object weh look like a penis inna yuh vagina, nuh use a banana. Even if yuh waan use banana, use unripe (green) ones cause dem still hard an nuh break easy, den use dem slow an carefully so dem nuh break…